(Source: fatalitum)

standardlysurreptitious:

mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

jfc

Nooooooooo

standardlysurreptitious:

mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

jfc

Nooooooooo

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

(via heterosecual)

"Male student, your unwanted advances and creepy staring are distracting the female students. Go home until you can get yourself together and have some self-control."

— said no one, ever (via madlori)

(via heterosecual)

banana-soul:

look at these lil tater tot piggies they’re so adorable 

(Source: americandesert, via murosakimomotoka-chan)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

image

after discovering lana del rey

image

(via handjob)

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via awkwardsweetpea)

‘Captain, I have orders from Starfleet Command. We’re to put back to spacedock immediately, to be decommissioned.

(via awkwardsweetpea)

marvelobsessions:

Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

(via awkwardsweetpea)


When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

(Source: alphaxxxalfa, via awkwardsweetpea)

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

(Source: millie-m0o, via zinge)

no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.

(Source: lllamasita, via awkwardsweetpea)